Here are Cult Fix’s hints and teasers for the fourth episode of Being Human Series 5. Review coming up soon.

• Witness the horrifying sight of Crumb in his pants!
• “I am not cleaning up any poo”
• Tom’s become a bit of a snob since he was promoted
• Hal’s dominoes are back and so is Tom’s chicken
• There’s a cheesy Rocky-ish montage
• 666
• Alex goes on a date with Crumb. Yes, really!
• Thankfully we’re spared of learning Crumb’s 11 favourite cheeses
• We get to find out how many werewolves are at large
• “HAVE SOME F***ING PROFITEROLES!”
• Tom wakes up naked next to another man. Not how it sounds
• Bad things happen when Rook and Hatch talk
• We won’t be seeing someone again next week
• “You can’t go back now! You’ve unlocked the door; you’ve made your choice”
• Two vampires take a deadly drink